“DON’T TOUCH MY CAR” STICKER

It’s not just a car, mate. It’s a financially irresponsible emotional support vehicle.

For the blokes who’d trust a stranger with their missus before letting them lean on their paintwork.

Don’t touch it. Don’t lean on it. Don’t breathe too fucking hard near it.

Got greasy fingers? Keep walking, cunt.
Want to sit on the bonnet? Try sitting on your own fucking car.
Accidentally scratch it? Congratulations, you’ve just become the main character in a very expensive problem.

• Waterproof vinyl material
• UV, oil & dirt resistant
• 10cm x 10cm
• Easy peel-and-stick
• 48hr dispatch — ships from Australia

STICKACUNT - STICK IT WHERE IT MATTERS!