“Porn! It’s cheaper than dating!” sticker: retro ad-style man holding a tissue box

“DATING ADVICE” STICKER

Single sticker
$9.99 AUD
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“Porn! It’s cheaper than dating!” sticker: retro ad-style man holding a tissue box

“DATING ADVICE” STICKER

$9.99 AUD
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Why waste your hard-earned cash trying to impress someone when you can stay home, eat Uber Eats in your undies and make absolutely no effort whatsoever?

No awkward small talk. No splitting bills. No “what are we?” conversations at 11 pm. And best of all, nobody’s stealing your fucking hoodie. 

  • Waterproof vinyl material
  • UV, oil & dirt resistant
  • 10cm x 10cm
  • Easy peel-and-stick
  • 48hr dispatch — ships from Australia


STICKACUNT - STICK IT WHERE IT MATTERS!

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Heads up: the 3- and 5-sticker bundles are multiples of this design. Want different designs instead? Pick any 3 or pick any 5.